officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"



cradily:

President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself.   22-04-2014.

cradily:

President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself.   22-04-2014.


pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

(Source: bromoyed)


Make me choose:
↳ Anonymous asked: Aria or Morinth


(Source: gaulllimaufry)


thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow


princestingy:

princestingy:

tumblr said they were gonna delete all NON-LAZYTOWN BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thats-so-meme:

burlyburr:

Um…UM…

actual preview of the upcoming pokemon movie featuring Xerneas

thats-so-meme:

burlyburr:

Um…UM…

actual preview of the upcoming pokemon movie featuring Xerneas

(Source: klumtv)


(Source: bakutaro)


baebees:

pixiepienix:

quazza:

juilan:

what the fuck?

fuck. fuck. fuck. fu   ck

i am scared of america

oh ym god

(Source: stoicsilence)


(Source: shichihode)


hobgoblinhero:

kanayastrider:

shaqshock:

your waifu is trash

please refer to her as Garbage-chan thank you

Garbage-chan belongs in the Garbage Can

(Source: shaq-stoned)



humansofperth:

Had to snap this photo quickly of this hitch hiker and realized later it was slightly out of focus, doh!

She said:
“I chose this flavour of pie because I was hungry.”

humansofperth:

Had to snap this photo quickly of this hitch hiker and realized later it was slightly out of focus, doh!

She said:
“I chose this flavour of pie because I was hungry.”